Discworld Clerihews

Mr. Pratchett (Sir Terry)
Made everything merry.
Discworld fans have always known
He would meet no one’s Death but his own.

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Death
Can intone without breath.
You’ll know your life has lapsed
When you hear the small caps.

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Sergeant Detritus
Would quite like to smite us.
But he’s rendered the issue moot,
Being knocked out by his own salute.

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Tiffany Aching
Was not bad at baking.
But the thing that most pleases
Is her making of ambulatory cheeses.