Porcupine petals and daffodil fur—
I don’t think this is the way things were.
Elephant feathers and tusks on a jay—
I’m positive they didn’t start that way.
Polkadot suit with a plaid top hat—
I don’t think zebras should look like that.
Turkeys in tutus and minks in sarongs—
Something just tells me that’s got to be wrong.
Parties are always a whole lot of fun,
But there’s so much to tidy up after you’re done!