In case of fire, break glass.
(Hopefully it was full of water, and can douse the flames.)
In a case of wine, keep glasses intact.
(You’ll need them, unless you plan to drink it all yourself.)
In case of a water landing, find something to inflate.
(Note that the nearest hot air bag may be behind you.)
In case of discrimination, call the police.
(They will have more criminals sent over immediately.)
In case of bad weather, remain indoors.
(It will leave once it realizes no one wants to play with it.)
In case of a tie, carefully extract each player, one limb at a time.
(If not playing Twister, have them review the rules.)
In case of a necktie, find another job.
(Preferably one with a more casual dress code.)
In case of disaster, re-aster as soon as possible.
(Seeds may be started indoors and planted outside after the last frost.)
In case of hyperbole, panic.
(There is literally nothing you can do and we’re all going to die.)
In the majority of cases, the minority is outnumbered.
(But most of the time that doesn’t happen very often.)
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