MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
What-a-trick, what-a-trick,
Beatrice and Benedick,
swore not to marry be-
fore they were dead.
Almost inevitably,
irritability
gave way to trickery...
then they were wed.
AS YOU LIKE IT
Try-to-find, try-to-find,
’Lando and Rosalind,
both of them banished and
lost in the woods,
but as she’s two levels
deep in cross-dressing, she’s
unrealistically
hidden the goods.
LOVE’S LABOURS LOST
Three foolish lords and King
Ferdinand, Ferdinand,
thought they could study with-
out any girls,
then shifted drastically,
anti-monastically,
soon as they saw all those
lovely French curls.
TWELFTH NIGHT
Fly-awa’, fly-awa’,
Lucky for Viola
(loved by the Duchess while
dressed as a man)
brother Sebastian is
monozygotically
willing to fill in the
best that he can.
! !
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